Saturday, May 26, 2012

Kentucky Fried Cousin

I was all excited about ordering KFC's tasty new BBQ Bacon Wrapstar right up until the point where the guy in the take-out window handed me my change, and his abnormally long fingernails scraped against the palm of my hand.  They were more like talons really, making me feel guilty that perhaps I was about to eat one of his inbred family members, and while he told me to "Have a nice day!", I don't think he really meant it.

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